Dear Black Dog,
Thank you for making me laugh.
I saw you sitting in the back of a bombed out Datsun.
You were so regal.
Being driven to the beach by your servants?
I was on my way to work, stuck in traffic.
You would think by now that I could handle it, but no, it was you who made the whole trip worthwhile, worth IT!
Everything about you made everything about me smile, smile, smile.
I have three words to say to you, black dog.
woof woof woof
Dear Thingummy 